Search Requests

Yes, I surf my referrer logs... here are some of the stranger requests (all real) by which people have arrived at my site. Be sure to visit Disturbing Search Requests for the inspiration for this page.

As I had feared, this page actually gets about 10-15 hits a day, most of which are for the rubik's cube misspellings at the bottom of the page. However there are a number of people duplicating the bizarre searches (Hi).

dieting tips that work over the internet: Ahh, let's see. Step 1. Obtain a Stomach to Serial Port Connector. Step 2. Telnet to port 1234 on this web server. Step 3. You should notice an instant loss of 10 pounds. Step 4. Repeat as necessary.
easy crystal meth recipe: sorry, no info on how to make your own drugs. The "crystal meth" reference can be found in the Third Eye Blind lyrics, which somehow made it in into a Disney cartoon trailer. Drugs, sex... what kind of children's movie is that?
fishhook hand drowning salvation: I'm still confused over this one. Perhaps they were looking for a scholarly analysis of I Know What You Did Last Summer.
free old mamma's sex: this stands out as one of the most disturbing requests.
georgie porgie pudding pie picture: none to be found.
how 2 break dance: if you know me in real life, you will certainly be able to appreciate the disturbing nature of this search request.
how to dig a basement under existing house: very carefully.
how to solve economic recessission in the u.s ?: really, i've no idea. I'm just hoping it isn't Alan Greenspan desperately bumping around the Internet trying to get some answers.
i'm bored: yes, well, we all get bored. Try getting some fresh air or something next time.
lyrics of song about women getting back at men who cheated on them and then wanted them back but the woman has become stronger: sounds like half of Destiny's Child's lyrics.
rubik's cube sex: I've been accused of being a geek before, but this would take it to a whole new level. I'm thinking it would be quite uncomfortable. And no, I don't have any information on this topic. Update: this search has brought eight searchers to my site!
rubik's cube solve 2*2*3: well now, if it was 2*2*3, it wouldn't be a cube, would it?
rubik's cube very very very very very easiest way to solve: what, the very very very very easiest way was just too hard?
sex in shiny panties pictures: obligatory pr0n request (there are a lot more disturbing ones that I don't even want to dignify by putting them up here).
what's the smallest number that can be both a square or cube?: what, other than 1?

The number of different spellings for "rubik's" cube (solution here) is quite astounding: arubic, arubics, arubix, rubicans, rubix's, rubex, rubick's, rubics, rubric, kubics, kubik愀, kubric`s, kubrik, kubrik愀, rhubics, rhubix, ribics, ribiks, rubbick 愀, rubbik's, rubicks, rubils, rubin愀, rubix, rubiz, rubkis, rubricks, rubrik's, rubriks, rubrix, rubliks, rubrick's, roobix, rupicks. Maybe this list will draw a few more people with the incorrect spelling.

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