A Special Christmas Box (aka "Dick in a Box") Lyrics

Saturday Night Live, December 16, 2006: Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg expound on what might make a terrific, low-cost Christmas present.

SNL - Digital Short - A Special Christmas Box *Uncensored Version* via YouTube

Lyrics

Hey girl, I got something real important to give you so just sit down and listen

Girl you know we've been together such a long, long time (such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
Waaoh you know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide (open wide)
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind (what's on my mind)

A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside, it's my dick in a box (it's in a box)

Not gonna get you a diamond ring, that sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car, girl you gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills, a girl like you needs something real
Wanna get you something from the heart, something special girl

It's my dick in a box
My dick in a box, girl
It's my dick in a box (Ooh)
My dick in a box, girl

See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs giving and I got just the one
Something to show you that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do, just follow these steps

One: Cut a hole in a box
Two: Put your junk in that box
Three: Make her open the box

And that's the way you do it

It's my dick in a box

*pause*

My dick in a box, girl
It's my dick in a box (Ooh)
My dick in a box, girl

Christmas: Dick in a box
Hanukkah: Dick in a box
Kwaanza: A dick in a box

Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parents' house a dick in a box
May Day at the grocery store a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMAs a dick in a box

Yeaah oh wah wah wah

A dick in the box (Dick in a box, dick in a...)

Last updated: December 21, 2006